I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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