She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I've blown a few things in my day
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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