we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Randomize
