Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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