i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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