theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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