the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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