I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
