I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
is it fun? or sober?
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