Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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