Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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