But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just high enough for therapy.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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