Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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