don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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