I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
they're like a gay fantastic four
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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