Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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