so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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