it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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