Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
There are leaves in my underwear?
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