I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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