I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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