We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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