If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you still have your period?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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