There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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