I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
please don't ironically join a cult
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