wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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