I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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