Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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