Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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