it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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