whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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