Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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