I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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