I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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