i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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