I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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