I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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