yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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