omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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