that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Randomize
