You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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