my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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