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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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