I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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