Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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