At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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