we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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