Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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