I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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