Nicole vs. Life
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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