I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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