You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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