oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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