We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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