you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
smell my finger.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize